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Post by kenneth allen duncan on Jan 23, 2010 13:52:55 GMT -5
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ken sans barbie: If they're to the point of shouting "LOL U R OBVI MY BFF ROFL," I don't think any amount of education will help them. They are lost causes at this point. Hence, the car! :D
ken sans barbie: Okay, okay, if you say so...
ken sans barbie: Well, I'm proud of you for trying to make it on your own, but just remember: it isn't always a bad thing to ask for help when you need it, okay?
ken sans barbie: In that case, you'd better make it with some sort of Superman-approved material that won't get stained, because she certainly won't take it off to be washed!
ken sans barbie: Hmm...maybe everything that happens in the show isn't really real, but is all a figment of her imagination! She has to make up animal friends and amazing adventures because none of the real kids like her because her voice is so annoying!
ken sans barbie: "Do you know where Benny left his glove?" "It's right next to you, dumbass!"
ken sans barbie: Yeah, he is! Just think what her poor little twin baby brother and sister are going to be like when they get older.
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Post by rylee bee gordon on Jan 24, 2010 1:39:07 GMT -5
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[/color] ...What an optimistic English teacher we have, educating our hopeless youth! :D sting like a bee ! :[/color] Don't worry; I won't go crazy with my Miss Independent thing. I know when to call it quits and throw in the towel. Or phone a friend. sting like a bee ! :[/color] I totally just mixed up game show metaphors there... sting like a bee ! :[/color] Haha, I'm sure I'll find something that's stain-resistant. Just in case. sting like a bee ! :[/color] You're so mean to her! She's like that freckled kid from that old '90s show... The Hornberry's? I don't remember... sting like a bee ! :[/color] There was also a monkey in that show. I'm seeing a trend. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Gosh, you're even worse to poor Dora than I am! sting like a bee ! :[/color] She has siblings?! How come I didn't know about this? [/font][/blockquote] [/blockquote] |
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Post by kenneth allen duncan on Jan 27, 2010 21:45:04 GMT -5
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ken sans barbie: Hey, I just tell it like it is.
ken sans barbie: Ha, just don't try to ask the audience. That might not work out too well.
ken sans barbie: Good God, Rylee, The Hornberry's? It's a kid's show!
ken sans barbie: I think you mean The Wild Thornberry's. That monkey was named Darwin. I always thought that was clever.
ken sans barbie: But now that you mention it, Nickelodeon does seem to have an odd fascination with creating female characters with male monkey friends...that's a little disturbing.
ken sans barbie: And you probably don't know because you haven't seen every single episode five times each.
ken sans barbie: You're a lucky, lucky person.
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Post by rylee bee gordon on Jan 27, 2010 21:56:20 GMT -5
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[/color] So cruelly disenchanted, you are. sting like a bee ! :[/color] I never understood why people ever chose to ask the audience. sting like a bee ! :[/color] The audience is hardly ever right. sting like a bee ! :[/color] You forget this was like, ten years ago! I was a kid! sting like a bee ! :[/color] Aha. A monkey named Darwin. My goodness. sting like a bee ! :[/color] I feel like every child's show has to have some oddly disturbing element you don't realize until you're older. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Trust me, I do consider myself lucky. sting like a bee ! :[/color] But you have to admit, the theme song is cute! [/font][/blockquote] [/blockquote] |
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