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Post by kenneth allen duncan on Jan 18, 2010 16:33:47 GMT -5
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ken sans barbie: So, Miss Rylee, here's the deal.
ken sans barbie: I was "grading papers" a few minutes ago (and by "grading papers," I mean "looking at them and despairing over the current generation") and realized how many of my kids seem more fond of drawing than writing.
ken sans barbie: And also that they suck at both, but anyways.
ken sans barbie: It reminded me of how you used to do that too, and then I realized I hadn't heard from you in a while.
ken sans barbie: So I ask: how have you been?
(tag: rylee!)
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Post by rylee bee gordon on Jan 18, 2010 16:58:06 GMT -5
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[/color] Ah, how unfortunate it is to be the one grading the papers of our deteriorating youth. sting like a bee ! :[/color] BUT. Kenny! Dahling! How I've missed you! :] sting like a bee ! :[/color] Of course, now I'm making a career out of those doodles, haha. sting like a bee ! :[/color] I'm terrific, as usual. And you? How's my little angel Gracie? sting like a bee ! :[/color] ...Killing you with Dora, it seems. [/font][/blockquote] [/blockquote] |
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Post by kenneth allen duncan on Jan 18, 2010 17:18:51 GMT -5
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ken sans barbie: You're telling me. They're all like, "Proper nouns? Periods? What nonsense is this old man spouting off at us now?"
ken sans barbie: And don't worry, Ry, if anyone can make the big bucks off of those doodles, it's you.
ken sans barbie: How has that been going, by the way? The doodl--I mean, fashion business and whatnot? ;]
ken sans barbie: Oh, and I've been perfectly fine. As has Gracie, save for a minor ear infection...and an obnoxious Dora phase, yes.
ken sans barbie: I don't understand why this Hispanic five-year-old girl's parents let her travel around the countryside with a monkey and talking backpacks and maps.
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Post by rylee bee gordon on Jan 18, 2010 17:45:22 GMT -5
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[/color] I feel your pain. The other day, I heard someone shouting in the street. sting like a bee ! :[/color] They abbreviated everything they said. It was terribly amazing. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Ah! Well, you know I go to FIT. Did I tell you I've finally launched my line? :] sting like a bee ! :[/color] Aw; tell my sweetie to get better! sting like a bee ! :[/color] Well...in a world where you can tell a thief, "Swiper, no swiping!" and he'll leave you alone...I think she's pretty safe. sting like a bee ! :[/color] I'd watch out for the monkey though. ;] [/font][/blockquote] [/blockquote] |
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Post by kenneth allen duncan on Jan 18, 2010 18:26:18 GMT -5
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ken sans barbie: Like the "OMG my BFF Jill" chick in the flesh? That is some scary crap right there. Although, I do like those commercials.
ken sans barbie: GET OUTTA TOWN.
ken sans barbie: Why is this the first I'm hearing of it? You know I like to think of myself as your fashion-challenged fashion mentor!
ken sans barbie: But congrats! I knew you could do it! :]
ken sans barbie: Oh, Gracie says, "Hi, Wywee!" Look at that, you're special enough to distract her from the TV for a few seconds!
ken sans barbie: And you know, I've seen that that "Swiper no swiping" business doesn't always work. What if he takes something WORSE than her flashlight next time?!
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Post by rylee bee gordon on Jan 18, 2010 19:51:08 GMT -5
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[/color] Basically. There was use of "legit" and "obvi" as well. Girl even said "TTYL." I was stunned. sting like a bee ! :[/color] It only happened recently! And I'm not sure having a fashion challenged fashion mentor works, but as long as it keeps you around, haha. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Aw, thanks. :] It's been nothing short of terrific! Having your own line's a little more expensive than I imagined it would be, but I'm making it work. sting like a bee ! :[/color] HAHA! I feel so special now! Tell her I'm gonna draw a doodle of her now. :] sting like a bee ! :[/color] Then her talking map will lead her to wherever the stolen item is, I'm sure. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Besides, what could she possibly be carrying that's more valuable than a flashlight?! [/font][/blockquote] [/blockquote] |
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Post by kenneth allen duncan on Jan 20, 2010 22:38:55 GMT -5
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ken sans barbie: I shudder to think of my poor daughter growing up in a world where people speak like that on a daily basis and don't find it strange.
ken sans barbie: "A little more expensive?" How expensive is "a little more expensive?"
ken sans barbie: I mean, you have to keep in mind that some things are more important than having your own line. Food, for example. Housing. All those boring things.
ken sans barbie: Ah, Gracie requests a "Cindewewa" dress.
ken sans barbie: There are plenty of things she could be carrying that are more important than a flashlight! A change of clothes, a talking map, skis...
ken sans barbie: Her life, her innocence...
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Post by rylee bee gordon on Jan 20, 2010 22:54:08 GMT -5
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[/color] I'm hoping it's just a phase. Otherwise, I might have to start throwing textbooks at people. Those hurt. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Ehh, it's not bad. I mean, I've got my own apartment and that's working out. Classes aren't that expensive and I don't eat that much. It's all about portions for me. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Besides, it's not like I don't have a steady income! It's actually not as difficult as I've seemed to make it sound! No need to worry about little old me. I'm 21 and livin' in NYC; it's all good, haha. sting like a bee ! :[/color] I'll draw one for her and send it your way. If she likes it, I can make it for her! sting like a bee ! :[/color] Okay, okay, haha! Don't go all worried Daddy on me now, Kenny! You're ruining your tough guy image. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Isn't the monkey there to protect her anyway? ...Why is the monkey there? I mean, maybe he transforms into a gorilla and beats up all the villains... sting like a bee ! :[/color] Then again, this is Dora the Explorer world. I'm sure there's really nothing to worry about, haha. [/font][/blockquote] [/blockquote] |
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Post by kenneth allen duncan on Jan 20, 2010 23:12:51 GMT -5
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ken sans barbie: Pshh, skip the textbooks and jump straight to cars or something.
ken sans barbie: We can't bother with trivial books in this matter of the utmost importance!
ken sans barbie: Rylee Gordon, if you are starving yourself for fashion, I swear to God...
ken sans barbie: Oh, so you did the responsible thing and got a job? I'm proud of you, Ry. Most kids fresh into the Adult World seem to think they can skate by without a job...
ken sans barbie: Oh, dear Lord, if you made it for her, I would never be able to get her to take it off. She would probably sleep in it.
ken sans barbie: Hey now, I can't help it that I'm like the savior of the television children or something. These corporate television syndicates are teaching my daughter to travel around the world with only a monkey!
ken sans barbie: And no, I don't quite understand the monkey either. I think his only purpose is to wear boots and stare into the imaginary camera with bug eyes while he and Dora wait an unnecessarily long time for the children to answer their questions.
ken sans barbie: If he transforms into a gorilla to beat up all the villains, that would be so badass.
ken sans barbie: But yeah, Dora universe, of course...
ken sans barbie: What about that Diego kid, though? He's around wild animals all day! What's up with that?!
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Post by rylee bee gordon on Jan 21, 2010 3:19:28 GMT -5
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[/color] Well, the point of throwing the textbook was I was hoping they'd pick it up and read it. Educate themselves and all. But cars are good for that too! :P sting like a bee ! :[/color] It's not starving if I already eat like a bird! sting like a bee ! :[/color] Haha, well I'm certainly not most kids. I'm trying to make it on my own, for real. I basically told my parents to pretend we don't have money, haha. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Aw, but that would be so cute! Now I have to make her a dress, haha! sting like a bee ! :[/color] Monkey and singing map and talking backpack. Talk about well-equipped. sting like a bee ! :[/color] It's kind of sad. Dora is how old and her best friend is a talking monkey who wears red boots? sting like a bee ! :[/color] Ooh, that was my favorite part of the show. Not that I watch it, haha. I'd always answer their questions with something rude. I felt so cool doing it too. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Yeah, it would be. Unfortunately, there is nothing badass about Dora the Explorer. sting like a bee ! :[/color] Isn't Diego her cousin?! She goes around with a monkey and talking inanimate objects; he goes around with wild, dangerous animals... I can only imagine what the family's like. [/font][/blockquote] [/blockquote] |
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