♠ GOSSIP LIPS • ISSUE THREE

[( RUMER MILL )]

Hello Eisley Prep students.
RUMER MILL here.

As promised, I come with the latest gossip all related to Eisley, for Eisley and made by you, the Eisleyans! Now I might speculate on a couple of these stories, but let's be honest--most of these stories are based simply on what I'm given. You Eisleyans never learn; I have eyes and ears everywhere. Your secrets are not safe from me.

It's been a while, hasn't it? I've been...vacationing, you could say, but don't think that means I'm behind on gossip. Eisley's little break interval wasn't exactly quiet either. I know plenty of you got into some trouble and scandal over that break and of course, the moment you got back, shit hit the fan. It's time for that shit to spread. ;]

...Figuratively, of course.

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I S E E Y O U W E S E E Y O U T H E Y S E E Y O U I S E E

I never thought I'd be saying this, but boy does this news excite me. The ever infamous AURELIA CALAIS has returned to the city and blessed us with her incredible presence! If you don't know who Miss Aybie is...well, there might be no hope for you. This dropout skipped town about six months ago and it's still a mystery to me where she's been, but. You know; we get the scoop eventually.

Speaking of Miss AURELIA CALAIS, she was caught entering none other than Mr. WILLIAM LAMBERT's apartment the other night--and knowing about CALAIS' super slutty ways (SPENCER KELLY's got nothing on her) and her previous, erm, obsession with Mr. LAMBERT... Well, one can only imagine what went on once she got into his bed--uh, I mean, apartment.

Did anyone else see a drunk VALENTINA RUSSO stumbling around Eisley last night? Girl came home looking properly intoxicated from what must've been a good party and then a little while later was seen shuffling her way over to her neighbor's dorm--you know, Malloy Dorm 100, where BRADLEY WHITE resides? Yeah, make of that what you will, people. I'm just pointing out the facts.

Everyone likes their impromptu coffee runs, but some like them late. JARED SMITH for instance, was seen going into Starbucks after closing hours! We all know how SMITH is above every law and rule there is, right? Of course. I imagine he was nothing less than a total bitch to our poor barista of the night, TREVOR SUTTON. I hope you spit in his coffee, Tre!

Now this is one of my favorite pieces of the week. It's not necessarily juicy or anything, but just know that it means good times are straight ahead! The usual VIP crowd was spotted, reunited at Zen! No, I'm not talking about the rich guys who go there to see girls get naked... I'm talking about AURELIA CALAIS, DIEM MOON, ELIAS CAMPBELL and RYLEE GORDON all back at the bar at Zen, kicking it back during work and all together again. Let the good times roll.

TREVOR SUTTON and ERIKA LAWSON were spotted in Prospect Park setting up the perfect lover's picnic. Now, how sweet is that? It's good to know that some people can work things out at Eisley. This school isn't exactly known for throwing out healthy couples.

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T A L K T A L K I N G A L O T B U T I T ' S S T I L L T A L K

As usual, Eisley's chatroom was practically aflame! Each and every night--it's almost as if you guys have nothing better to do. Not that I'm complaining--you guys sure bring the drama and that gives me more to exploit!

Now, maybe it's not wise of me to say this here, but if you haven't heard of it by now, you're probably a loser and thus not invited. MATTHEW WILLS and SPENCER KELLY are throwing a super secret pool party (not much of a secret anymore), but few details have been released. Why is it secret you might ask? Because they're planning on breaking into Eisley's indoor pool! Oops--did I say that? Make sure no faculty hears about this, everyone!

Now. What hasn't happened in the past two weeks? Let's start with the epic (or not so much) argument between ELIAS CAMPBELL and LILIANE REESE. The actual topic of this argument is pretty fucking irrelevant, only because the usually fiesty Miss REESE was not on her A-game. It was kind of embarrassing to watch, really. Good thing her faulty internet connection completely shut down before things got abysmally bad.

Fun times for Dorm 100 these two weeks, it seems. Thanks to SPENCER KELLY it was revealed that SERENITY REED really likes balls (and BRADLEY WHITE, or perhaps his balls more specifically...). How so, you might ask. Well, Miss KELLY slipped her dormmates some special brownies--without them knowing. KAITLIN PHOENIX ended up in the hospital because of it (apparently she's allergic to marijuana), but don't worry, kids--KIARA LEBEAUX didn't get any. It seems being knocked up is good for some things around here. Needless to say, this caused quite the ruckus and for it moment, it looked like REED was going to leave the infamous Dorm 100, but LEBEAUX convinced her to stay and after a short dorm meeting, it looked like things were going to go back to normal...

Except that barely a week later, SPENCER KELLY was at it again. Except this time, the mastermind behind the plan was really LOGAN DE'ANGELO, who thought it'd be funny to give DEVIN DE'ANGELO some Jose Cuervo without his knowledge. KELLY was apparently just the bait; she was supposed to get DEVIN to come out by showing him her bellybutton piercing (she somehow ended up flashing him), and then the girls would get muffins and DEVIN would get a drink. Of course--they all got much worse than that. After hearing about, KIARA LEBEAUX was pissed and left the dorm, heading for the Campbell residence (you know it's bad when she'd rather be around ELIAS CAMPBELL). Not too long after, KELLY and LOGAN parted ways with the dorm as well and now it seems they're staying in the boys' dorm with DEVIN. I'm interested to see how this all plays out.

Where has PENELOPE EVANS been these days, you might ask? Well, dropping friends like flies, it seems. We all knew about her strange friendship with DIEM MOON. Well, that came to an angry and sudden end when EVANS judged MOON's closest friends--AURELIA CALAIS and RYLEE GORDON of course--for being strippers and "unsavory characters". She even went so far as to ask CALAIS if she was an illegal immigrant because of her knowledge of Spanish. Has Queen P passed one too many lines this time?

Now MATTHEW WILLS is totally loveable...I guess. If you're into that kind of stuff, you know. But apparently his sex life is questionable. Maybe that's why he needs RYLEE GORDON to set him up in a threesome, starring her and...well. Possibly LILIANE REESE? Things have been going back and forth on that, it seems. GORDON's got a direct no from REESE and not a single solid yes yet. Maybe WILLS should stop it before this act reeks of desperation... Oh. Too late.

RYLEE GORDON might be busy with a little sexing of her own. I don't know if you all got to witness the amusing chat flirting she and ELIAS CAMPBELL were engaging in, but lately their little Fantastic Four group has gotten some fantastic sexual tension. You could blame it on DIEM MOON and AURELIA CALAIS' constant hookups, but it might be more than that. Perhaps this amazing team should just give in and bend and fold to the tag-teams they are meant to be?

Speaking of sex, DALLAS FINN and JARED SMITH may or may not be banging each other. I told you guys there was something going on with them. All I know, is I heard there were mentions of pickles..and then chocolate...and then handcuffs. If you know anything at all, please do not hold details from me.

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Y O U C A N T A L K A B O U T M E C A U S E I ' M A H O T

We all know about the romance that could-have-been with DEVIN DE'ANGELO and SPENCER KELLY by now, right? Of course we do. Months ago it seemed like KELLY was way over that and moving on and maybe she still is, but she doesn't seem to be very together with ELIAS CAMPBELL, if you ask me. That's something else I'll have to snoop about. What I'm saying is that DE'ANGELO openly admitted that he does want to have sex with KELLY. Still. After all this time. He must be a masochist if he's still into her after what she's put him through. But who knows? Maybe she'll be the one who pops his cherry. After all, it must get tiring to be made fun of for being one of the only virgins at Eisley just about every other day.

Anyone know what the deal is with SERENITY REED. She's been drinking alone in her room--without even telling her roommates this time!--and KIARA LEBEAUX put it perfectly. She's been acting very "Spencerish". Someone should take REED's Jose from her and give her Tyson! Whoever that is... REED's been wanting him. He might be her ex from South Carolina, but I don't know much about that situation. I promise to get to the bottom of this though. What did he do to cause our little REED so much pain?

Lovebirds TIANA LEBEAUX and KIEVE PEACE seem to not be in paradise at the moment. The two haven't seen much of each other since the huge drama concerning KIARA LEBEAUX's pregnancy, but it doesn't look like things are getting much better despite efforts to reunite the couple from KIARA and VALENTINA RUSSO. Everyone knows these two are simply made for each other though. This chasm between them is only temporary, right?

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I ' M T I R E D O F R U M O R S S T A R T I N G I ' M S I C K O

Now, it's almost the end of the school year and that means our seniors will be graduating! We'll miss you all terribly, but...I have to wonder...what is KIARA LEBEAUX going to do? Both of her luscious boyfriends--uh, I mean, her boyfriend and her "support system"--are seniors and are graduating this year. I hear HAYDEN KELLEY joined the army, but what are ELIJAH CAMPBELL's plans? I can't imagine they'd be much different than "stay as close to Ara as possible".

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That's all until next time, Eisleyans. Remember, if you know something I don't, send it to me! Find all my info here and don't hesitate to spread secrets! 'Til next week!

you know you love me.
x o x o.

rumer mill.

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