* once upon a dream;;

[serenity alison reed]

SARS not BARS !
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IS CURRENTLY: FEELING A DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON COMING ON
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SARS not BARS !: I hate it when I'm the only one in the dorm. It's lonely.
SARS not BARS !: And boring. And slightly creepy, actually.
SARS not BARS !: Oh wait, you're not supposed to tell people when you're home alone.
SARS not BARS !: Whoops.
SARS not BARS !: Oh well, I am incredibly bored, so at least an attempted kidnapping or rape or something would be something interesting...
SARS not BARS !: But I'd still rather just talk to someone. Just sayin'.

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[dylan]

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RENNY!
I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM YOUR BOREDOM.
AREN'T YOU GLAD?
WHAT'S UP? I DIDN'T CATCH YOU AFTER SCHOOL.
...OH NO, NOT A DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON.

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[serenity alison reed]

SARS not BARS !
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IS CURRENTLY: FEELING A DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON COMING ON
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SARS not BARS !: DYLAN! My savior!
SARS not BARS !: You have no earthly idea how glad I am. :]
SARS not BARS !: And APPARENTLY, there's a lot that's up, just nothing that I was made aware of since nobody is here.
SARS not BARS !: It's like that Twilight Zone thing. o:
SARS not BARS !: Hey now, don't be dissing my Disney movies, man. Disney is the best thing since sliced bread!
SARS not BARS !: I bet if you let your dogs watch Disney movies, they'd stop barking. ;]

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HEHE, GUESS WE'RE BOTH CLUELESS!
MAYBE FOR ELEMENTARY STUDENTS.
I'M OVER DISNEY.
...OKAY, THE INCREDIBLES WASN'T THAT BAD...
YEAH, THEY'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO 'GET' DISNEY
TODAY ONE OF THEM ATE AND THREW UP A DISH RAG.
THEN ATE IT AGAIN.
NATALIE FREAKED OUT. IT WAS FUNNY TO WATCH.
AND DON'T SAY THEY'RE MY DOGS.

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[serenity alison reed]

SARS not BARS !
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IS CURRENTLY: FEELING A DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON COMING ON
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SARS not BARS !: You have lived a very sad and deprived life, my friend.
SARS not BARS !: Emperor's New Groove was okay, but it has NOTHING on Nemo.
SARS not BARS !: One of these days, I am going to have to force you to watch it so you can be exposed to its amazingness. :]
SARS not BARS !: Ew ew ew, don't explain it! Gross! D:
SARS not BARS !: That must have been a bitch to clean up, ugh.
SARS not BARS !: I'm sure that other than that, though, they are perfectly lovely dogs!
SARS not BARS !: And cats suck. That's why she likes dogs. :p

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GIVE ME A BREAK!
IT WAS REALLY THE ONLY ONE I EVER SAW
I SAW THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE AT SCHOOL
FINDING NEMO? THE FISHES?
YEAH... IT LOOKED LAME REN.
YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD THEM GAGGING
THEN GOBBLING IT BACK UP
IT WAS AWFUL.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO A WRINKLY
DROOLING FACE STARING AT YOU BREATHING
THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE THEM
I SWEAR, HOW DOES MY AUNT LIKE THESE DOGS?
I THINK CATS ARE MUCH BETTER PETS.

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BLAME IT ON MY PARENTS
THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS EDUCATIONAL ENOUGH!
HAHA. HOW CAN THAT BE?
LLAMAS ARE JUST FUNNIER THAN FISHES.
PERIOD. ENOUGH SAID.
WHAT ABOUT THE SEVEN DWARVES I KEEP HEARING ABOUT?
THAT FROM POCOHONTAS OR SOMETHING?
OK, IT SOUNDED LIKE A RECTAL BELCH.
I WOULDN'T KNOW, I DIDN'T CLEAN IT!
THEY AREN'T MY DOGS. ;)
NO THEY'RE STUPID.
I THOUGHT DOGS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL
YOU'D HATE THEM TOO IF YOU MET THEM

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[serenity alison reed]

SARS not BARS !
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SARS not BARS !: Disney is so totally educational though!
SARS not BARS !: It teaches you how to wish upon a star, no matter who you are!
SARS not BARS !: You know what? You haven't met these fishes yet. That's the only reason you think that.
SARS not BARS !: The seven dwarves are from the aptly named Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, you silly goose!
SARS not BARS !: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwww!
SARS not BARS !: And I would never hate any dog ever! Unless it got my room dirty.

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OK LOOK AT THE FACTS.
DOES IT TEACH YOU THE DEFINITION OF HYPNAGOGIC?
NOPE. DOES IT TEACH YOU HOW TO KISS ASS?
NOPE, ONLY THAT ELEPHANTS CAN FLY.
AND THAT CARS WILL ONE DAY RULE THE EARTH.
I KNEW THAT! REALLY.
THEY SLOBBER ALOT. YOU'RE A GIRL.
BE GROSSED OUT BY THAT?

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[serenity alison reed]

SARS not BARS !
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SARS not BARS !: ....hyp-what?
SARS not BARS !: And it may not teach you how to kiss ass, but it teaches you how to kiss frog! :D
SARS not BARS !: And what to do in case an Elvis-impersonating alien with extra arms escapes to Earth and begins wrecking your house.
SARS not BARS !: And yes, I am a girl! Thanks for noticing! :p
SARS not BARS !: But animals do actually tend to gross me out a lot. They're so...dirty.
SARS not BARS !: The cute little puppies that belong to someone else and pee on their furniture are fine, though!